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Krunkenstein

1. One who is in a perpetual state of intoxication, living their life in a zombie-like state. (usual alcohol or weed induced, sometimes opiates as well)

2. One who is on an alcohol/drug bender lasting days even weeks.

3. One who is prone to passing out or falling down from intoxicants.

4. a drinking (or drugging) buddy. when used in this context it is a term of endearment.

Synonyms: drunk, drunkass, alcoholic, stoner, pothead, pillhead, drinking buddy, reefqueef, diareahea shart madness and homie.

Antonyms: crackhead, speedfreak, etc.


editors note: krunkenstein can have a transient connotation as it can be temporary if the person is only krunk certain times a month but the word is usually reserved for someone who is ALWAYS fucked up on drugs and alcohol.
Malcontent:
"Damn krunkenstein! you shit in the bathwater!!!"

"Fuck you krunkenstein, you don't remember shit you were passed out!"

endearment:
"yo krunkenstein whatcha want from the beer store?"

"We are going to a booze buffet for our liquid lunch down at the tittay bar wanna come krunkenstein?"

Neutral:
"Alright krunkenstein, it's your turn to clean the fishtank"
by typevx October 15, 2008
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crunkenstein

Anyone who is overzealous, or is usually intoxicated, who embarks on a belligerent rampage.
Look at this guy; he's on his 15th cocktail and now he's going to yell at the manager. Fucking crunkenstein.
by Pdenny June 18, 2008
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dankenstein

The master kush of all kush, dank and buddha.Can only be grown indoors.
yo my dealer got the dankenstein and me and my homies were high for days, expensive shit tho, went for about 440/o.
by Edm91 January 12, 2008
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Dr. Dunkenstein

And Dr. Dunkenstein throws one down with authority!
by Kermit Sly December 31, 2008
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drunkenstoned

The art of being drunk and stoned at the same time, while feeling undead.
(Last game of drunk-pilot)
Dude 1: Hey dude, you're drunkenstoned.
Dude 2: Urrrrhgghh.
by beef_yo April 2, 2010
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krunkenstein

Krunkenstein is the name given to someone who is so very crazy drunk (see krunk) that they involuntarily hold their arms out straight and walk around with unbent legs like a monster with bolts sticking out of his neck who was created by some crazy scientist who sewed together the body parts of different cadavers and brought the abomination to life with electricity...and booze.
Todd had too much to drink last night and he ended up a total Krunkenstein.
by PapaChabre February 7, 2006
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drunkenstances

Used in place of "circumstances" when intoxicated.
"Under normal circumstances, I would not have passed out on top of you at the hotel, but under the drunkenstances, I did."
by Nealie October 28, 2006
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