Drunklish

The combination of being drunk and attempting to speak English. Usually best personified by the drunkest person at a party trying to play a board game.

He only spoke drunklish after a dozen beers and sounded like his mouth was full of marbles.

by DeadSeaTrolls January 26, 2014

Drunkelstiltskin

Someone with a useful set of skills, especially a rare sought-after talent, that is completely useless because they are drunk all the time.

Example 1:
Rumpelstiltskin: I'm here to spin all that straw into gold and save the miller's daughter. Hey, do you have any meds for a headache? I have a killer hangover.
Miller's friend: Dude, you smell like booze. Also, she's dead already. The King hanged her on Sunday.
Rumpelstilskin: Awwww, noooo! Really!? But I can spin the straw into gold like the King wants.
Miller's friend: That would have been useful 3 days ago when you said you'd be here.
Rumpelstiltskin: Aw man. I'm so sorry. I feel so bad about this.
Miller's friend: Yeah. Nice job, Drunkelstiltskin.
Rumpelstiltskin: I feel so bad. I need a drink.

Example 2:
John: I need some help with my Calculus homework. Do you know anyone that is taking Calculus this semester?
Bob: Well, that dude over there has a Ph.D in Mathematics. I'm sure he could help you.
John: A Ph.D, seriously? Where is he!?
Bob: He's that guy over there in the recliner chair.
John: You mean that passed out guy sitting in the chair with barf dripping down the arm of the chair?
Bob: Yep. That's him. Drunkelstiltskin is a fuckin' math genius!
John: ...

by Beavis Comeavis January 30, 2019

drunkals

A personal that frequents your local pub, who is always drunk

Bruce: Steve, we were trying to have a quiet frothy but they are so any drunkals here, let’s bounce.

by D.Mackk December 24, 2019

Drunkelstiltskin

Any professional drinker who boozes beyond recognition and becomes the drunken beast of a horrific twisted alcohol-induced Brothers' Grimm fairy fable, generally taking on the form of a short, hairy guy who is convinced you are dying to fuck him.

"Fuck this, I am outta here. Drunkelstiltskin is staggering this way and he already puked on my shoes once tonight"

by Reginold Bixby July 7, 2008

drunklost

When you cant find your way, after drinking too much alcohol. Or you find a way without conscious to no pre defined destination.

After my 13th beer I was drunklost. Out in the middle of nowhere not knowing how I got there.

by localidiot November 5, 2010

drunklestillskin

A really annoying drunken friend. Commonly can't remember anything.

Dammit, here comes drunklestillskin to ask where his car is.

by The guy February 2, 2015

drunkanism

The condition of getting or being drunk.

I believe you have a Drunkanism drunk intoxicated

by Reginod August 3, 2016