i swear to drunk i'm not god

Usually said by drunks.
They think they're actually saying:
"I swear to god I'm not drunk."

Unforunately, they aren't.

Guy : I swear to drunk I'm not god!
Police officer: Okay sir, get out of the car.

by SuperSonicX August 22, 2004

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight

Fucking bitch shoot the gun have some fun

I’m so drunk I can’t even see straight . Right now. NOOOOO

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2020

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

1. A quote from the late, great Colonel Sanders 2. A phrase that instantly nullifies all of your opponents points, arguments, etc. 3. The greatest comeback ever

Person 1: "The sky is obviously yellow"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me? That's ridiculous, first of all, the sky is no single color, but a multitude of colors, which reflect to us as a blueish color"
Person 1: "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"
Person 2: "Damn"

by forcedlife94 December 16, 2011

I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

by SoCalRob November 5, 2005

i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

by Ryland Brack November 8, 2007

I’m one drunk mother fucker

You see what happen when I iz drunk ??? You see whst happen

I’m one drunk mother fucker fuvk yeah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021

I'm Drunk Enough

Saying used by overly drunk men, pulling up their shirt and allowing one of his friends full access to hit him as hard as he can to leave a hand mark that will still be visible come morning.

Brad: You sure you're drunk enough?

Eric: I'M DRUNK ENOUGH!

*slap!*

by crusherscharisma November 16, 2009