drumpf

Someone of extreme low value and self worth who profusely claims otherwise. A Drumpf will exaggerate personal perceptions of wealth, physical characteristics, business relationships, and almost every aspect pertaining to themselves. With every exaggeration the person becomes more of a Drumpf thereby increasing their need for validation others. The best way to deal with a Drumpf is to ignore them and to let others know that the person is simply a Drumpf. If that doesn't work call them "a Loser", "Worthless", or "Very Very not Smart".
(noun) That Drumpf will say anything to make himself feel rich, strong, and important.

(verb) I wish he would quit Drumpfing on and on about himself, It makes him look like a clown.
(adj) He so Drumpf he actually believes the garbage coming out of his mouth.
by ibmeruu March 05, 2016
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"When Donald pulled down his pants, I couldn't help but laugh at his drumpf!"
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The itch you get around your butthole, when you don't wipe well enough. AKA trump
Sorry I'm so fidgety. I have a nasty case of drumpf.
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n. A penis that can only possibly be described as large when one's even tinier digits are held up alongside it.
That guy I took home last night had the saddest damn drumpf I'd ever seen. I'm 5'2" and it was shorter than my pinky. He put his thumb on it and was all "see? see how the helmet's still stickin' out?" but it was too dark to tell. As I scaled the 50 foot wall to escape his apartment, he yelled something about how I had blood coming out of my 'wherever'.
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The sound made when explosive bowel moment happens at the exact moment the man is about to cum.
All I heard when Drumpf and then there was poop and cum everywhere ..
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A fuck who thinks he become president through empty promises and scare tactics. Modern day Hitler.
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A term used to define someone who is incredibly unconscious; a senseless numb brain, or an obnoxious shit spewer.
Did you see that person unpants them self to spray diarrhea at the traffic cone in the middle of Times Square? What a drumpf.

Maddy had a drumpf moment when she microwaved the cup noodles without adding water.
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