Doughboy

A fat puffy boy or man! Extremely fat that his skin looks like dough. This person usually has no form of exercise in the past few years what-so-ever!

I may become fat even when I've worked out years ago, I would look like a big bear and not end up looking like Doughboy!

by I_am_a_loser September 7, 2013

Pillsbury doughboy

When you have sex with your partners fat rolls. Specifically, the side of your stomach.

My girlfriend just asked me to give her a pillsbury doughboy, I abided.

by Chim Robely May 14, 2008

tickling the doughboy

When you take ones penis and swirl the head of it around in a belly-button (usually the owner of the belly-button has great mass or, in other words, fat).

Jake: you tickle that doughboy last night?
Mike: well, i couldn't find anything else...

tickling the doughboy

by w|tch doct0r May 10, 2008

cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.

Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!

by kimgee April 25, 2010

doughboy

an insufficiently fired house brick. (Australian or even earlier slang - taught to me by a depression-era bricklayer in Melbourne)

don't lay that one - it's a doughboy

by nebiru100 November 28, 2011

pilsburry doughboy

to poke someone in the stomach, often envoking a small giggle; make be used to annoy or flirt

Aw man, when Jack kept pilsburry doughboying me, I got so pissed that I thought I was gonna loose it!

by Natalie Smith January 17, 2008

Droughtsyndrome

Having a hard time getting the most two important things in life to a teenager, $Money$ And *Pussy* (sex), when the droughtsydrome takes place, a teenager becomes desparate and fucks with ugly chicks, and become a depressed 50+ year old virgin

Damn What the fuck is wrong with james?
Oh man i think he got Droughtsyndrome
Damn im glad im gettting some pussy this weekend

by Joey Danza November 3, 2008