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Dronfield ironing board

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.
So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.
by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008
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droskies

the good buds, the shit that will drop your dick in the dirt.
damn me and ahe got some droskies and we were chiefin that shit, that put me on all 4's.
by Anthony Coppola December 18, 2005
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doonkie

Another word to use for poop. One could also it for if something bad happens or they don't like what's going on.
Aka: doonky, doonkey, dooky, dookey, dookie
Damn, he took a mad doonkie!

This day is straight up doonkie, kid!
by Alexisia April 11, 2008
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drunkie

johnny ng, he looks like a drunk fool. what a drunkie
by johnny ng August 15, 2006
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dronkey

A hybrid animal, a cross between a dragon and a donkey. Makes a dronkey. They are cute,
"Did you see that dope animal?"
"Yeah its a dronkey!!"
by lace<3andy June 16, 2007
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dumpster donkies

A flopy titted cross eyed hog that fucks behind a dumpster at a truck stop
Slamber the dumpster donkie is getting the bottom end knocked out of her again for a pack a smokes ...dumpster Donkies
by Stinkiskon September 4, 2017
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Drunkies

The feeling of hunger experienced after consuming alcoholic beverages.

Similar to the urge to eat some people get after smoking marijuana
"I got the drunkies, you want to grab some pizza?"
by BaxterK December 5, 2007
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