drooling noodle

the semi-rigid, or flaccid, condition of a man's weiner (love muscle) after he's squirted the gravy (ejaculated)

I just came inside your mom, and now I have a drooling noodle.

by EN room 141 April 29, 2011

drooling tuna

An aroused pussy...wet and ready for sex.

After sucking Cheryl's tits for a while I stuck my hand in her panties and SQUISH...the drooling tuna!

by Ferguson July 3, 2005

Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

dabby dooblings

vape pens for the purpose of ingesting THC/marijuana.

Yo bro, you got the dabby dooblings?

I'm a fiend for the dabby dooblings.

Lemme hit the dabby dooblings!

I'm off the dabby dooblings.

by vaporization_boy November 1, 2018

Drooling Dog

Sex position required is doggy-style. The mix of cum and vaginal juices that emerge and hang from a woman's vagina after orgasm has occurred (the drool). The 'dog' part comes, not from the position but from the mild to medium to heavy 'beard' of a woman's vagina when positioned in doggy-style as though it was a dog with a drooling problem.

I had a look down at her vag after I'd shot my load, and I was face to face with a drooling dog.

by FAB501 March 24, 2009

Eye drooling

Similar to eye candy, when your looking at something that looks really really good, but you can't have or touch.

Similar to drooling of the mouth.

Hey man did you see that girl's booty?

Ya, I saw it. I was eye drooling big time.

by AAHenning November 20, 2010

drooling vegetable

One who’s head resembles a large, round, fruit or vegetable such as a pumpkin or a huge tomato.

This individual is unable to regulate the amount of saliva their mouth produces, causing them to drool uncontrollably.

It is likely this individual is also dimwitted.

"Why can't that guy figure it out?"
"Cut him some slack. He's a drooling vegetable."

by Sean Courtney July 16, 2008