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drivers license

the masterpiece of a song by olivia rodrigo. in zed song she subtly shades her rumored ex, joshua basset.
“have you heard drivers license by olivia rodrigo? shit goes crazy.”
by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021
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drivers license

The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive
Asking for ID

American example:

*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!

European example:

*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!
by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011
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driver's license chicken

Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).

If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.

The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.

Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.

See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
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Driver's License Weight

The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015
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Drivers License Cute

When a girl has a cute face, but is remarkably overweight
I'd love to cover Lumpy's face in jizz, she's drivers license cute!
by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022
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driver's license weight

The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
My driver's license weight is 150... I'm really 160... and I've been up to 180 before.
by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012
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Irish Driver's License

Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.
"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"

"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"
by GoldstocksCorporationCTO September 29, 2022
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