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by tired toe cramp January 10, 2021
Get the drivers licensemug. Asking for ID
American example:
*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!
European example:
*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!
American example:
*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!
European example:
*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!
by NHRHS2010 June 15, 2011
Get the drivers licensemug. Figure out a way to get pulled over by the police that doesn't endanger the public, roll down your window, look the policeman in the eye, reach out your driver's license and don't let go. Begin counting to yourself "one one thousand.. two one thousand.." If the policeman breaks the chain first, take your time and double it (ie 30sec x 2 = 60 points). If you break first, then there's no multiplier (30sec = 30 pts). Then multiply by an additional x10 danger multiplier (30sec x 2 x 10 = 600).
If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.
See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
If the policeman cracks a smile at any point, immediately let go, smile and say "who pays your paycheck?". The multiplier for a smiling policeman is x500 because there's not a snowball in hell that he'll smile to begin with, so (10sec x 500 = 5000). Operation driver's license chicken is not about agitating policemen, but about reminding them the customer is always right.
The next day is round 2. If it's the same policeman, you're not multiplying anything by anything because you'll be on to the next challenge, hand cuff chicken.
Extra credit: Have your passenger record video for posterity. Add 5,000 points to total your score, because you just leveled up to straight jacket chicken.
See also: toll booth chicken, drive-thru chicken
"Hey Eddie, I'm starving, man. Even prison food would beat this empty fridge. Let's go play driver's license chicken!"
by Mark_J January 17, 2009
Get the driver's license chickenmug. The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
by Witty Mommy March 31, 2015
Get the Driver's License Weightmug. by Darren Onbirren December 15, 2022
Get the Drivers License Cutemug. The weight your driver's license claims you are. Usually about twenty pounds less than your actual weight.
by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012
Get the driver's license weightmug. Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.
"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"
"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"
"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"
by GoldstocksCorporationCTO September 29, 2022
Get the Irish Driver's Licensemug.