supreme driveway

A paved driveway that has perfect shoveling conditions.

Matt, after scooping my shovel across this driveway, I have discovered that this is a supreme driveway.

by tittynipple17fuck February 15, 2010

why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway

Because thats just the way it is in bass ackwards america!

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Let's go for a drive down the parkway and we can park in the neighbors driveway.

by tara sweet March 27, 2010

Driveway moments

noun: a term used to describe when an NPR listener arrives to their destination in a vehicle and turns off the engine and puts their hand on the radio but doesn't turn it off or get out of the car because they want to listen to the end of what is currently playing on their NPR station.

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Driveway moments. You arrive home and you turn off the car but you want to listen to Carl Kassel announce who the winners were on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.

by edisondotme September 22, 2011

driveway

A euphemistic word for a vagina. Works well when complimented with park.

Me: I'm gonna get all up in your driveway
Girl: Just don't hit my mailbox again
Me: Um...what?

Someone else: I'm gonna park in your driveway
Girl: Um, excuse me?
Someone else: ...Well...I guess i could park up your street?
Girl: Ugh, you are so immature.
Someone else: Um...what?

by stalkingturkey July 20, 2008

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

driveway penis

An expensive or sporty car purchased to make up for one's sexual inadequacy.

Bill' new corvette is a real driveway penis.

by Kent Lane December 24, 2008

Rogue Driveway

One of those driveways that are a challenge to get into and a miracle to get out of safely. Usually known for tipping cars to odd or uncomfortable angles, inducing old women to blanche repeatedly, and causing accidents of all kinds. A redneck staple. Usually indicative of irresponsibility.

Watch out for that Rogue Driveway on the blind turn.
Old trucks shoot out of there at 60 miles an hour.

by Moonsyne August 9, 2010