drunklexic

the art of misspelling words backwards after consuming alcohol

Girl: the partys over
Guy: thats so emal
Girl: uh, what?
Guy: just had a drunklexic moment

by falconduvent June 6, 2010

Drinkslexia

"Medical" condition where you can't see the difference between "1 drink" and "5 drinks and 2 shooters". You saw yourself going out for one drink but in reality, you drank and partied all night.

Friend: Dude... You are so drunk!
Me: But I only had 1 drink.
Friend: Maybe you have drinkslexia? Want a tequila?
Me: No thanks. (Proceeds to have 6 tequilas)

by Choddho March 24, 2023

Drunkexia

Skipping supper and indulging in cocktails.

I skipped supper last night , drank my supper and experienced Drunkexia over night.

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Dicklexia

When a guy who is trying to have intercourse or is already having intercourse with a female loses to ability to read the signs that the female is nuts or insane.

I can't believe he's dating her, she's clearly nuts, he must have dicklexia.

by WordWizardGuy December 22, 2023

Drinkleball

When drinking and pickleball are combined into one event.

A social event which focuses on drinking and pickleball or drinkleball

by Bigmammad June 21, 2024

dicklexia

a rare condition where you accidentally mistake one man’s dick for another’s

Sorry babe, it wasn’t cheating — it was just my dicklexia acting up again.

by xxsn September 23, 2025