Dextop

How Indian Tech Support Scammers pronounce the word "Desktop", due to their accent. Used in friendly conversations for fun and to mock them.

2 friends speaking with each other
-...and yeah I have this problem with my computer.
-Do you have a dextop or a laptop?

by WeirdSpecialties June 29, 2016

Dreet

A term used by The Walking Dead fan base. Referring to the "Bad Lip Reading" parody of the hit T.V show. That is meant to insult someone, somehow..

Ex 1:

Carol: Cheesy bird mess...
Carl: What'd you just say...? I have a cheese bird mess?

{Carol in silence}

Carl: Dreet

Ex 2:

"To all my haters...., Dreet"

by Ken2 March 10, 2014

Dexterbate

Pleasuring oneself to the mindblowing awesomeness that is Showtime's Dexter.

The roommates and I sat around and dexterbated for a couple episodes. It got real messy.

by Morgan Dexter September 27, 2010

Mr. Dexter

When a creepy teacher is a pedophile.

Dude did you here about that teacher who looked down that girls shirt?

Yea dude he's a total Mr. Dexter.

by somuchsweggerdood August 31, 2017

Dexter's Laboratory

(DEX-ters la-BOR-a-tor-y) One of few shows (including Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, I Am Weasel, Cow & Chicken) broadcast on Cartoon Network that has been ranked as: the shit.

I just watched Dexter's Laboratory. It was the shit.

by PaulJoe July 4, 2011

dextard

an individual whos consumed large amounts of dxm over a period of time and now their mind is mostly failing. these people are eerily insightful and at times overly righteous.

dont worry about him, hes a dextard.

by ani-cow January 11, 2008

dexters lab

the best show on cartoon network, but too bad it got canceled. It was about a bot genious and his hillarious escapades

most famous quote from dexters lab:
DEEDEE! Get out of by laboratory!

by lyled33 April 17, 2007