dr. phil

1.)The antichrist. A pathetic exuse for a man with no real reason to exist other than to spew his pathetic bullshit.

2.)A wormy loser
1.)Dr. Phil is evil

2.) Man, that guy is such a Dr. Phil
by Dagon July 29, 2005
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A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.
My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.
by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006
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Dr. Phil Pleasures me, and i likie a lot.
Get off, GET OFF!!!!! Dr. PHIL would you get her off, i want you instead. ;-)
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A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.
If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

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a vagina that has shaved only the middle leaving the sides and sides of legs with pubic hair, similiar to dr.phil's bald head
look at joan's bush, it's a dr. phil and i'm going to ask it for advice
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a sexy proposition from your boss. The term originates from a horny and lustful employee's desire to turn anything into a sexual innuendo.

Synonym for lets get our freak on.
employer: Do you want to get Dr. Phil with it?
employee: ZOMG, yes!!
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He is the best psychologist on television. Unlike all the other talk show hosts, he actually helps people with their problems.
Hey man, did you watch Dr. Phil today? "Heck yes I did.. It was amazing, as usual" " yea dude, I TOTALLY agree." " He is so cool. I have all of his books" " No Way!!! me too!! , lets read them together!"
by SJStites June 12, 2005
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