doi doi

Adjective to describe a girl you would masturbate to.
Verb synonym for masturbation.
Usually used by men

"Megan Fox, DOI DOI!"
or
"I doi-ed last night"

by Centribo May 16, 2010

doy

Another way of saying "no kidding", "no shit sherlock".

Pointing out that something said by another was painfully obvious

Originated in the mid 1970's and used primarily by females known as "valley girls"

often followed by the word "now"

jodi: hey, did ya know that elephants are big and grey?
jill: doy!

Jodi: ice cream is cold
Jill: doy now!

by Tenarr July 6, 2005

doiing

The bounce emitted from an erect penis, usually when being released from either tight underwear or any orifice (during sex).

When she pulled his clothes off, his hard on doiinged out like a diving board.

by Sticky Sheets July 29, 2014

doi

an exclamation, related to "duh"

No shit!

by Anonymous January 27, 2003

Doi

An 80's term, relative to the phrase "no sh*t" also refering to a dunce or someone who is very stupid. the word "no" is usually added as no doi!

Johnny's station wagon is cool.
No Doi you tard.
or

Is Johnny's wagon retro? Doi of course it is, you frigg'n idiot!

by rtreverend May 31, 2009

Doi

Something you say when doing something retarded.

Tom:Hey, wanna see somethin' cool?
Josh:*sigh* Whatever...
Tom:*walks up wall* Doi!
Josh:Why do I hang out with you?

by CompletelyRetarded June 30, 2010

doi

like saying duh except kewler.

"Did you know that Kacey is going out with Anthony"

"doi"

by guitar chick January 14, 2009