Doylestown

doylestown, falsely advertised as the ideal place where your kids can grow up, yeah, if they want to learn the art of strip poker, beer pong, and who can pack the bowl the fastest. fake i.d.'s?? doylestownies prefer snooping around in our parents licker cabinet while they're sleeping upstairs. walking up and down the same street only to stop at Nat's, planet smoothie, or starbucks for a few hours is a hell of a good time and in doylestown, you're not cool until you roll down that window and call the random kid standing on the corner a fag. yes it's doylestown, yes they're rich and most likely drunk, and yes they are extremely bored (so call up that random kid in your 2nd period class and hook up behind a shady building while your friends stumble around looking for another beer.)

"wanna get drunk and make out?"
"...sure"

by ashley March 3, 2005

doublestream

A doublestream is a rather common, but unfortunate phenomenon that occurs when a male urinates, where they experience a sudden double flow of urine in two streams, each of which are pointed 45-60 degrees away from the intended target.

I had to clean the bathroom after I had a rather uncontrollable doublestream this morning.

by TheGreatSkape November 5, 2020

doublestrokes

When a girl grabs a penis and jerks it with both hands.

Michelle is so hot when she doublestrokes me.

by MBstyle January 24, 2019

Doylestown

doylestown is a haven for rich kids. as much as you bitch about so-and-so's new convertible, you know that you got one just like it last month. everyone complains about how much they hate it and how they can't wait to get get out, but once you do you realize how great you had it there. in short, doylestown is the shit. let's hear it for smoothie's, ritas, and hanging out in parking lots. you know how we do.

the best place to grow up

by dtownlover March 3, 2005

Doylestown

All you people spend too much time speculating on our town. We never asked for this reputation, we never thought Doylestown was anything special until people would come here and tell us. We are just normal kids, growing up in a normal town, it just so happens that we have more money than most. So get over it. Stop writting about and giving it more attention than it deserves. The press gives Doylestown enough attention as it is, you don't need to add to it. Just let it go, let us go on our rich, selfish, "new money", "uneducated mother" ways, as all you fuckin idiots like to think of us. You can insult us as much as you want. It doesn't matter, becuase when it comes down to it, you would live here if you could.

"Go write something about your own town"
"It's getting old."
"Kiki, take the 611 bypass it will make us look bad if you even come through our town."

PEACE

by I'mDeep March 10, 2005

Doylestown

A small town (but not as small as other towns in bucks county) where all the kids from Perkasie, Sellersville, Warminster, and other surrounding towns come to hang out and laugh at all the yuppie assholes that live there. You can pay 4 bucks for a cup of coffee at Starbucks, and all while watching people inside thinking that they are experiencing culture. Siren Records is probably the best store there, and the punk shows there can be kickass. You can get pot or alcohol if you want, but it's usually from some kid who's not old enough to sell drugs. An alright town despite all the yuppie teenagers who think that they're the shit cuz mommy and daddy give them endless amounts of cash to buy drugs. It's really not a bad place, most of the people are ok and its always a good place to meet up with friends. It's just the stupid middle-school kids that turn it to crap.

person 1: hey man wanna go to siren in doylestown tonight? i heard common enemy's playin
peron 2: sure man why not! maybe we can kick some yuppie ass while we're at it.

by strongfridges October 18, 2008

Doylestown

Doylestown - a quiet suburb on the outside, an underworld of overprivilaged, strung out drunk middle school brats on the inside. Filled with useless teenieboppers, it is impossible to walk through Doylestown without getting approached by a teen with money their mother gave them - "Can you buy me cigarettes? I'll give you ten dollars for a pack." With starbucks as the gathering point, cigarette puffing teenagers are shuffled through the streets by toolbag cop "lingo".

Doylestown Girl: Can I bum a cig off you?
Me: How old are you? 12?
Girl: Actually I just turned 13.

by Tyler Purcell June 10, 2008