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duckitude

duckitude: to live life with resilience and optimism, to live in the present, to display duckiness, to feel ducky. Feeling ducky means feeling good, fine, or wonderful. The most significant historical and traditional aspect of "duckitude" is optimsim and resilience as noted in the almost ancient phrase -- "Like water off a duck's back." "The hard times were like water off a duck's back for him/her."
Resilience is not *just* about optimism — irony and an ironic perspective about the absurdness of many aspects of life can help keep a ducky floating upright. You can say the words “just ducky” in a tone that conveys, “things are really fine” or you can say it with a tone that translates “not even close to ducky.”

For those who are much more analytical, please note that the attitude of a ducky *is* different than the attitude of a duck, but similar. So, if that most popular duck-related quote is “he/she handled it just like water off a duck’s back” is true of ducks then it is three times more true of a rubber ducky.

Eckhart Tolle, the author of “A New Earth” and “The Power of Now,” offers us another view of “duckitude.” In both books, Tolle observes that when two ducks get into a tussle, they end it by flapping their wings and swimming off. As far as he can tell, they don’t stay mad – they don’t carry a grudge. They flap their wings and get on with life. The “duck lesson,” according to Tolle is “Flap your wings, which translates as ‘let go of the story.’” The human mind, in other words, often gets attached to THE STORY and relives it over and over again, thus, living mostly in the past and not in the present.

If you have duckitude, then you can be said to be duckified — kind of like dignified, but duckier. Use of the word might include “let’s go out and duckify the world” or “I am living the duckified life."
by rebelmage September 9, 2010
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duckitude

Duckitude/duk-e-tood/n.\adj
1. A duck with attitude
2. The attitude of a duck
3. The extreme measures of the inner duck
4. Elite skills which ducks use to find their precise way around difficult situations
5. The ability of a ducks inner conscience
by kl_ducks January 28, 2005
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douchattude

Having an attidude of a total douche.
You better put your douchattude in check before coming out with us tonight.
by shenenagens April 7, 2009
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Doucheatude

The level of doucheness a person has acquired. It's a well-known fact that you must show a level of 823 doucheatude to enter any Justin Bieber concert, this may take several years to acquire this amount of doucheatude. Most start the very year they learn to talk.
Henna would have been pretty cool, if her doucheatude wasn't making her so lame.
by fapalot69 November 29, 2011
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douchetude

n., amount of douchey-ness, often measured in levels
When you use "Cheers" as your sign-off for professional emails, it only invites speculation into your level of douchetude. Sorry.
by Arthur Gopal February 20, 2011
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douchicide

The total annihilation of a complete douche bag after being driven to the edge of sanity by their unbounded douche baggery.
If this douche doesn't shut the hell up there may be a douchicide committed here tonight.
by jaleegirl March 11, 2011
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DoucheTube

A more proper and fitting name for "YouTube" given its propensity to censor comments and sanitize the discussion. Such censorship often serves to drive the conversation in a particular direction at the whim of the censor, and is essentially un-American and a violation of the rights granted under the US Constitution for free expression and discourse.
I saw a really sanitized comment. It was on DoucheTube.

DoucheTube removed my comment again.

I really enjoy DoucheTube, but I really wish the censors were not such douchebags.
by Looking Forward to the End October 27, 2023
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