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doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.
Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron
by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013
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doucheroni

Macaroni and Cheese that is being eaten by a douchebag. Also part of a common saying (refer to 2nd example below) that implies that the person being spoken to is acting like a douchebag.
1. Look at that douchebag eating his doucheroni.
2. Stop eating so much doucheroni!
by baltimoron March 11, 2008
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Douchathon

A series of douchy events; douchyness stretched over a longer period of time than your average douchery.
Tonight was awful, what a douchathon those guys had going...!
by ___p February 21, 2011
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doucheronomy

The study of everything that is douchy. A true master of doucheronomy would do certian things as follows:

Wear gold chains
Complain bitterly about their food order and send it back
Stare at another person incessantly
Text on their phone like they were some kind of big shit
Have balls hanging from their pickup trucks
Wear sandals with a big toe loop(this could also be considered a faggot)
Talk loudly on cell phone in public situations

A person of theses traits will have a pungent odor of vinegar which is the main ingredient in douche. They will be unaware of their scent and think they smell pleasant, but in acutality they smell of douche. The only treatment to this malidy is to ingest large quantities of baking soda to counteract their douchocity. There is no cure. This ailment will eventually lead the victim to wear leather pants and drive a mini cooper. Research goes on to address this problem but we are years away from any viable cure.

Call poison control if you see anyone displaying the above traits.
David Hasselhoff is a professor of doucheronomy
by Douchebegone May 4, 2011
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Douchey Doucherton

This title is given only to those who have leapt past the normal limits of douchiness. These individuals have gone far beyond the wife beater, Ed Hardy, sunglass wearing antics of a general douchebags. For these select few douchedom has become an art.
He slept with your sister while you were in the other room? What a Douchey Doucherton!!!
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Douchito

douche bag -ito latin for small; a young or small douche bag (a kid who acts like a douche)
Those kids riding their bikes in the middle of the street are douchitos
by wawaqueen25 August 18, 2008
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Douchetron

Douche -- Someone being a douchebag
Tron -- Someone who has no feelings, heartless, repetitive.

Douchetron -- Someone who is an insensitive, perpetual, asshole, piece of shit, waste of life, robotic jerk off, liar, manipulator, keeps you waiting up late at nights, is always bailing, repeatedly lets you down, and plays the nice guy act even though he is FAR from it.

One who sucks at ALL aspects of life.
Girl: So are you coming over?
Boy: Yes i am.
( 6 hours later )
Girl: Are you coming still
Boy: No
Girl: WTH?
Boy: My phone is dying.
Girl: WHAT A DOUCHETRON!!!
by kozzykozkoz December 31, 2011
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