douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.

Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?

by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

Douchist

One who teaches and/or practices the art of being a douche, also known as douchism.

Man I think we need to have an intervention for Alex, I'm pretty sure he's a douchist now.

by Ben, Alex, and Terrance January 24, 2008

douchetributor

When the word douche is not suitable anymore and said person has reached a level of douchebagness that is off the charts by distributing large amounts of they're douchebaggery

Jake is the biggest douchetributor in the southwest region

by Darth werewolf February 25, 2011

douchetruck

A truck driven by a douchebag, typically American-made, often embellished with extra lights, large grills, custom hubcaps, truck nuts, etc. A douchetruck is always unnecessarily large and jacked-up, and the worst offenders also have loud diesel engines. Douchetruck owners partake freely in douchetruckery, and are often seen the common douche uniform of Ed Hardy.

Some SUV models have "Eddie Bauer Editions." Douchetrucks are the "Ed Hardy Edition" of pickup trucks.

by Auntie Douchery September 4, 2011

Douchetastrophe

A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.

Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?

Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.

by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019

Douchie

Taking a picture of someone taking a selfie

Check out this douchie of this chick taking a selfie.

by Dru Zellmer June 22, 2014

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.

That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.

by Mr. X April 4, 2005