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Douchester

1.The combining of a hipster and a douchebag. 2. The act of the "hipster" look becoming so rampant, that douche-bags begin to dress like hipsters, making the two indistinguishable.
Steven Patrick has begun to wear his mustache finger while dressing in affliction clothes, quite the douchester.
by ojzitro April 20, 2010
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doucheherder

(doosh'-her-der) Noun. A douchebag with the ability to draw other douchebags to his or her circle of lunacy and convince them to perpetuate the original douchebag's agenda, most commonly seen in the arena of politics and government, but can define anyone in any walk of life with the ability to draw others into their own crazy plight.
That person is such a doucheherder. I can't believe they got all of those other douchebags to come together and agree with them.
by _Harry_Pothead November 28, 2013
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doucheosterone

The natural hormone that a douche bag guy creates or injects into his body. Most douchey dudes have high levels of this hormone.
Jim seems to be exceptional douche bag today. His doucheosterone must be off the charts.
by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
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douchestrogen

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.
Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.
by TrenchtheWrench June 17, 2018
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douchebusters

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.
I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.
by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007
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douchescrote

1. A complete waste of blood and flesh,
also
2. A person who doesn't deserve to live.
Jarod: Dude, check it, I brought over "Journey: Greatest Hits!"

Nathan: You fucking douchescrote.
by Kuhn41 March 1, 2010
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Douchestrict

Any area of the city or town where a high number of douchebags gather.
The Admi*al/Al*i district has become a douchestrict, a gathering spot for douchebags, scum and morons.
by Futureghst-MJC April 6, 2012
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