Douchetastic
Douchetastic by chocolate-wanger January 3, 2012
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A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.
captain douchetastic by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008
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Douchetastrophe
A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019
douche-tastic
(Noun) Behavior patterns displayed by the sociopathic Senator from Connecticut and ‘political party of one’ who is willing to defy the will of over 250 million people and kill 45,000 people a year to punish liberals for defeating his sorry arse in a primary just to throw a bone to the lobbyist who is paid to 'bang' him. Photo inset: Joseph Lieberman (I-CT).
douche-tastic by rladlof December 16, 2009
Douchestickery
The act of being an absolute, over-the-top douchebag, using excessive levels of dickish behavior accompanied by a complete and utter disregard for human decency.
Did you just see that guy cut in line and then start bad-mouthing the barista? The levels of douchestickery are off the charts here!
Douchestickery by HappyCleaner82 June 4, 2023