Douchetastic

Anything and everything to do with The City of Pittsburgh...All of the lame townships, the cable car, the Igloo, The Penguins, The Steelers, The Pirates, Mario Lemieux, Kordell Stewart and his girlfriend Jaromir Jagr, Sydney Crosby, Willie Stargell, the dumb Ketchup Stadium, the mullet haircuts, the 83' Camaros everywhere, the white reebok velcro shoes, Bon Jovi concert tees, Iron City Light beer....
The Penguins looked Douchetastic during their loss to Washington yesterday....
by meongchungee May 04, 2009
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Douchetastic

an adjective used when someone does something or to describe something stupid, lame or ugly.
1. That hat is douchetastic!
2. She shouldn't have said that about your boyfriend. that was so douchetastic.
by Nakita Kapple July 13, 2006
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captain douchetastic

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.
Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.
by DavidCarradine February 10, 2008
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Douchetastic

(adj): elite level of douchebaggery rarely found in a person, place, or thing...
His faux hawk with blonde highlighted tips is very douchetastic
by chocolate-wanger January 03, 2012
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douchetastically

Speaking or acting in a manner befitting someone who is an unbelievable, pretentious douchebag.
Michael Bauer douchetastically wrote his restaurant review as if he was sitting atop a broomstick while he typed it.
by Webberator June 25, 2010
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