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douchebaksh

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.
1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh
by LVB3 March 12, 2011
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douchelick

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.
by Sikk July 19, 2005
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doucherock

Any rock band with an annoying lead singer, run of the mill instrumentals, and fallacious lyrics.
Man, I just heard "Photograph" on the radio again today. Nickelback sure are the guru's of doucherock.
by SJB7676 September 20, 2007
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douchefuck

A combination of the word "douche" and "fuck."

A person who is a fucking douche.
Dude, you're such a douchefuck!
by Bill October 12, 2004
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douchebucket

A tosser who has become so intolerable, that douchebag is no longer adequate to describe their level of douche.

Generally speaking, one is a douchebag before they graduate to douchebucket, but some losers can go straight to bucket level (See: @ChrislHayes)
Smitty: Dude, I smashed my brand new flat screen with a brick!

Leroy: Why da fuck did you do dat?

Smitty: I was watching MSLSD and that little twerp in woman's glasses was yammering and I lost it.

Leroy; That muhfuh is a douchebucket.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
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douchefuck

Describes an individual who has shown themself to be a stupid, very brainless, utterly confused person that causes you to express such disgust with them by calling them this name.
1. I can’t believe you are such a douchefuck, you have got to be shitting me!
2. Hey douchefuck, come over here I said!
by KraussMan April 18, 2008
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Douchefactor

A very minor dealer in the Automag paintball realm, which takes his overall worth to said realm, overly seriously. He tends to cause lots of E-hate and E-drama as his general dickishness always raises it`s ugly head no matter the e-realm.

Frequently in the E-company of other known nuttswingers/sychopants Sack, Fencerider and Ass-tach. Usually Douchefactor holds court with his toadies in a large hot tub full of Ky-jelly, at the Second rate motel.
Douchefactor is starting another forum because he cannot stand non nutswingers to be happy and content.
by Irish Evil. December 21, 2009
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