Douchecollar

The Bluetooth thin collar style headphones being used by douchebags to insulate and avoid society.

As if the earpods and Bluetooth earplugs weren't enough, the bling of the moment is the douchecollar.

by EE502 June 19, 2015

Douchefoolery

When a dude or chick is up to no good and starts a fight with their lady or man to prompt an excuse to validate their dirty deeds.

Person 1 : Man Jake is always starting shit with his girl, so he can leave and fuck her friend.
Person 2: Right, he will make something out of nothing to start an argument with his chick I don’t know how she puts up with his Douchefoolery Frfr.
Person 1: He is only gonna blame
His girl, Probably say she pushed him to it, always arguing with him. His plan is in motion. now wait for it……. Gaslight! Poor girl.

by Lone wolf lynie January 9, 2024