A douche apocalypse. The reign of terror brought on by the procreation of douche bags with ladies/gentlemen (with all too low standards and self esteem), whilst themselves sitting on their thrones, in their little world of Douchedom. D'pocalypse.
by Shiny Buster Baby June 7, 2010
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(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.
by blfb April 28, 2010
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Tom: So I was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.
Mike: Wow that sucks.
Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.
Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
Mike: Wow that sucks.
Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.
Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
by Dmedina April 6, 2011
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2. A persons ability to be a douche
2. A persons ability to be a douche
by Reedicculus September 20, 2012
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A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..
Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!
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