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Doucheocalypse

A douche apocalypse. The reign of terror brought on by the procreation of douche bags with ladies/gentlemen (with all too low standards and self esteem), whilst themselves sitting on their thrones, in their little world of Douchedom. D'pocalypse.
The Maury Show is perfect proof that we're living in a doucheocalypse!
by Shiny Buster Baby June 7, 2010
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douchicity

The unit of measurement to give frame of reference to how much of a douchebag someone is or can be.
I'm getting a high douchicity reading from that guy wearing his sunglasses inside with two popped collars.
by Classic Joe June 5, 2014
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Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.
"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"
by blfb April 28, 2010
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Doucheocrite

The act of calling someone a douche for no good reason when you yourself is in fact the douche in the out come.
Tom: So I was at work today and some of my coffee spilled on my new jacket and everyone started laughing at me.

Mike: Wow that sucks.

Tom: Right, and if that wasn't bad enough Jerry in the cubical next to me called me a douche for no good reason.

Mike: Really he's such a "doucheocrite".
by Dmedina April 6, 2011
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Douchepacity

1. The maximum amount that a person can be perceived as or containing the qualities of a douche.

2. A persons ability to be a douche
His big greasy 80's hair and ugly polyester suit increased his douchepacity. douche capacity
by Reedicculus September 20, 2012
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doucheomitis

noun.
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..
Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!
by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021
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