Douchepouch

It's what you call a Douchebag who isn't that much of a Douchbag he/she used to be.

Origin is because a pouch is smaller than a bag.

Hence, the person is lesser of being a douchebag.

Friend1: I tried being kinder to others, so what you think about me now?

Friend2: Well, since your not that much of a douchebag. I think it's safe to say you've been demoted to a douchepouch.

Friend1: Sweet...

by Mr. Yum-yum January 5, 2012

douchemous prime

a douche of the prime variety

Harry is a cool sex move. Anna and Sarah are not. which makes then douchemus maximus, making them cool to the maximus which is cooler than harry. this is because Harry is a douchemous prime.WOOO

by library is a cool place to chill yo January 7, 2008

douchemother

An unbeknownst quasi-self-proclaimed douchebag.

"Hey everyone
I'm a big douchemother"
-J. Lombardi

by 25AE7-25BA4 December 27, 2007

Douche Mouth

When you eat too many salt and vinegar chips and your mouth is raw and sour.

I ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and ended up with douche mouth.

by Hollywars May 30, 2012

douchemont

(n) A dirtbag of total douchery. Will Often steal credit for other people's hard work, never on time, calls others dirtbags to deflect their own dirtbagedness. If a Douchemont was in an army, he'd totally fuck his buddies every chance and talk shit behind their backs. Probably takes pills to make them less crazy, but the pills obviously don't work. Enjoys going down dark alleys and sucking off homeless chinese men against their will.

(v) The act of defacating on your disgusting looking, boyish faced wife's lips. After expelling the feces, proceeding to kiss her, open-mouthed, and letting her suck you off, giving yourself "shitty dick." See also "tranny loving sperm guzzling monkey fucking dipshit"

Person A let's a mess accumulate at work, and doesn't appreciate it when other people fix their fuck ups. This makes person A a "douchemont"

by 61n63R June 22, 2011