douchemonger

a person who is basically a turd....a kind of a dork........you say this to people you really wanna rag on.........or a person who hordes all the douche for himself for some unknown reason

1andrew: Chris why are you such a douchemonger?

20Chris: I dont know man i just love the douche.....

1andrew:no i meant why are you such a turd but thats sick

20Chris:yeah man youre right i am a douchemonger

by so not andrew May 10, 2009

douchemonger

Noun, a person who is a douche times ten.

"Georgia, you are a douchemonger."

by HPFanatic August 22, 2009

douchemeter

The list of people who are duche's and just dont get it. set up with code names to protect the identy of the guilty with varying levls of retardation.

i swear if that guy calls one more time he's moving up on the old douchemeter.

by olympiacos December 26, 2006

Urban Douchemonger

An Urban Dictionary representative that reads ALL submitted definitions and does not approve epic material.

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by Charles xavier whiskers IV October 23, 2011

douchemongercake

when someone pulls a cheap move in a game, especially chess.

"god he is such a douchemongercake"
"ahhh what?"
"a douchemongercake"
"ohh i thought you said smoshsmongersmake"
"what the hell is that?"

by zack is a jewish June 5, 2009

Douchebotchery

any act which is in the furtherance of douchy behavior

I can't believe how much douchebotchery that bro created at the kegger last night

by tinglish1177 May 8, 2011