The absolute king of douchebags. Someone who just isn't truthfully represented by only being called a douchebag.
by Kirk B. December 24, 2008
Get the doucheus maximus mug.A douchebunny is an individual who is like a douche, but a crappy one. It describes a person who tries to be an awesome macho man, but ends up just embarrassing themselves and their peers, which is a douche, but even more pathetic. Adding the "bunny" to the "douche" gives the person an even lower self esteem because the bunny is a little, helpless, insignificant, and tiny creature rather than an awesome beast like a fire-breathing dragon or a tiger for instance.
Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
Adding "dragon" or "tiger" to "douche", for example; a "douchedragon" or "douchetiger" would still be a douche, but an awesome douche that rocks it. A douchebunny just needs to curl up into it's little bunny hole and leave the others alone.
by Abbiesaurusrex December 19, 2009
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A particulary frustrating and obnoxious person who exhibits douche-like qualities, for whom other insults just don't capture the essence of his assinine-ness.
by Chern November 7, 2008
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toni: wow... you're a douchemonster
by tonidiocy February 16, 2009
Get the douchemonster mug.A person that is the prime example of a douchebag. Maybe the term douchebag is too light a word to describe them. They think that they're all that and a bag of chips, and refuse to accept that they suck at life. Oftentimes they call other people douches because they are in denial of their own douche-ness.
"I pop muh collah and get all da bitches followin me around."
Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
Bystanders: "Man, that guy's not just a douche, he's a doucheous maximus!"
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