douchefuck

Sex with a girl that is so wet it feels like she douched right before you started fucking.

"That girl is such a douchefuck SHE stained the couch."

by Becca the Strange October 28, 2004

douchefucker

1). A phrase uttered in dismay over losing a race in Mario Kart.
2). An insult which cripples anothers self respect, as the victim is haunted by images of fucking douches.

1). You Douchefucker! You keep getting blue shells in second place!
2). Girl: Are you cheating on me?
Guy: Yes, why wouldn't I?
Girl: You Douchefucker!
Guy: AH! Do I really have intercourse with douches?

by Storyingtelling Sam May 18, 2006

Douchefuck

Someone who is worse than a douche & a fucker combined.

Did you just see that guy? He cut me off and then waved & smiled. What a douchefuck!

by LaureeBrutal October 2, 2006

Douchefuck

When an individual is such an active Ass-wipe that they can only be described using ,two descriptive obcenities.

He's such a douchefuck all about himself with no redeeming qualities whatsoever!

by English As A First Language August 2, 2022

DoucheFuck

When Douchebag Isnt Enough To Explain Someones Retardidness

Some Dude: Guys, I Gotta Tell You A Secret. . . I Like It When Girls Hit Me
Everyone Else: You DoucheFuck

by Bgd Mice December 29, 2007

Douchefuck

A combination of the words "douchebag" and "fucktard" (a fucking retard). It is a very big insult and should not be taken lightly.

David: No, I don't know and I'm not going.
Ashley: YOU'RE A DOUCHEFUCK, DAVID! A BIG FAT MAINSTREAM-ADDICTED DOUCHFUCK!
David: Whatever. What does Mainstream mean?
Ashley: I am disappoint, son. I am disappoint.

by theElusiveReality||tumblr August 7, 2011

Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014