douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.

That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory

by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009

DoucheFest 2004

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.

Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"

by BooRadley October 15, 2004

douchelete

someone who is real good at being a douche...

athletes are good at sports, doucheletes are good at being douches

you are such a good douchelete!

by aakasd420 October 5, 2010

Douchefunctional

A idiotic person who is unable to function as a normal part of society and can not regulate control of irrational outbursts.

Kanye West is on the loose with his douchefunctional behavior again today.

by Unicorn Knox October 11, 2018

doucheletics

a class with only douche bags in it

guy 1: hey man what class you going to?
guy 2: i got doucheletics next

by aakasd420 October 15, 2010

douchefecta

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.

a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta

by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010

douchefecta

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.

Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!

by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012