doucherectomy

When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities

Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.

Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him

by Cebbin December 31, 2013

douchefractal

Someone who is such a complete douchebag that they exhibit the characteristics of being a douchebag at any scale.

"Truth. Kavanugh is a fractal of douchebaggery; a douchefractal. Everytime you look closer, he gets worse."

by PseudonymOfObviousPerfection September 28, 2018

douchefactory

even worse than a douchebag, it's the place where douchebags are maufatured. Places can be douchefactories but if a person is a real douche then they too can be a douchefactory.

That new club is a total douchefactory.
Matt is such a douchefactory

by The AdventureMan February 26, 2009

DoucheFest 2004

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.

Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"

by BooRadley October 15, 2004

doucheficial

A politician who is an official douche.

"Did you hear Al Gore is being accused of unwanted sexual contact?" "Yeah, that guy is a doucheficial."

by sarasvati14 June 28, 2010