DoucheBoggled

The act of being mind boggled by a douche bag (total asshole, jerk, worthless man)! A man that contantly acts like a douche!

Kensi was totally doucheboggled by danni's absurd behavior toward her!

Danielle was shocked when Ken treated her wrongly, as a douche, over and over again. what shocking doucheboggle behavior!

by Kensi Dyan September 1, 2011

douchebolical

To be both diabolical and a douche bag.

How can you vote for that racist, fascist, douchebolical dung monger ‽

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 13, 2016

stuck up douchebags

May refer to editors of Urban Dictionary that rejects very good definitions for no apparent reason other than being stuck up and douchebags.

"I just received an email from UD. They rejected my definition which was innovative, funny, and way better than most of the junk found on this site!"

"Really ? What a bunch of stuck up douchebags!"

by rallysport December 28, 2011

Hardy of Douchebags

A collective term for 2 or more people sporting Ed Hardy clothing, which automatically classifies them as douchebags, hanging out together.

Made popular by "Five Hundy By Midnight", the Original Las Vegas Podcast.

That obnoxious drunken hollering is coming from that Hardy of Douchebags.

by Tom in SoCal July 14, 2011

douchebaksh

The highest category of douchebag, reserved only for those who've publicly and repeatedly proven themselves as such throughout their lives, careers, etc. Inspired by the great shirtless internet entrepreneur Gurbaksh Chahal.

1) Tom: Did you see that guy cry about starving children in Somalia and then go blow $50,000 on bottle service without donating a dime?

John: Yeah man...that guy's beyond a douchebag..that guy's a douchebaksh

by LVB3 March 12, 2011

Douchebo Baggins

1) Your garden variety douchebag that is shorter and has hairier feet than your average man.

2) A Dungeons and Dragons nerd type douchebag.

"Dude... Check out Douchebo Baggins over there in his Middle Earth attire... What a donkey..."

by Joey Bagodonuts July 24, 2009

douchebusters

A highly trained squad of anonymous heroes, commissioned in 1982 by the Miami City Council for the elimination of douchebags from local bars and clubs.

I was getting cock-blocked by the douche wearing the pink shirt with the collar popped, until I called Douchebusters. Thanks to them, I'm going home with a hot piece of ass.

by Capt. Phil McCrotch December 21, 2007