shrödinger's douchebag

shrödinger's douchebag is someone who will say something controversial, or rude and wait to see their reaction.

The shrödinger's douchebag will then stay with their Statment, or say "it's just a joke" After getting a bad response.

shrödinger's douchebag: Stacy is a fucking whore, I can't believe her.

Guy #1: Dude, what the hell?

shrödinger's douchebag: It's just a joke! Don't take it seriously!!

by pancreas_Stabber_69 March 17, 2020

Douchebag in Chief

An immature and politically incorrect nickname for our emotionally immature and generally incorrect 45th POTUS.

My ten-year-old christened him with the name, “Douchebag in Chief” - and it stuck!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020

Schrodinger's douchebag

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

by mememania November 28, 2020

Mr. Douchebag

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That

Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive

by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

holier than thou douchebag

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

Douchebag Santa

One who buys a gift for another knowing that the other party will not expect it. The gift recipient is then left in a awkward position as they have nothing to give the douchbag Santa.

Man, Will showed up unexpectedly at my house on Christmas with present,what a Douchebag Santa!
See also douchbag Santa.

by OG DB January 24, 2014

Galactic douchebag

One who has transcended to a near unachievable plane of douchebaggery. This douchebag is considered extremely rare, and "not of this world". They are more appropriately labeled as "not of this solar system", or "Galactic". Achieving this level of douchebaggery is widely accepted as only theoretically possible.

Paul: "What the fuck is wrong with THAT asshole"?

Mike: Bro, don't even try to figure it out. Justin is a douchebag on a "galactic scale"....or Justin is a "Galactic douchebag".

by Nadasurfer March 27, 2015