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douchebagly

An action done in the behavior of a douchebag.
Beth thinks she can beat me to the punch on adding douchebagly to the urban dictionary. How douchebagly of her.
by Project Dan November 24, 2007
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douchebagical

Adjective

1. Used to describe a young adult male so astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces that it must be the result of magic.

2. Much rarer, used to describe a young adult male who is astoundingly self-centered, boorish and lacking in social graces, who also happens to be a trained Magician.

magical douche bag

Douche bag + Magical = douchebagical
Q:Remember that English guy stumbling along the Canal in Amsterdam, yelling and spitting and throwing his empty beer bottle into the water?

Reply: Yeah, he thought very highly of himself.

He was such a douche.

He was douchebagical.
by The Cherry King May 9, 2013
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Douchebagary

The act of being a douchebag; the acts made by a douchebag.
Mckayla, will you cut the douchebagary!
by Katiiieeee!! January 22, 2009
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Douchebagsynthesis

The process in which energy is created by the absorption of pure unfiltered douchebaggery, artificial light created by an LCD screen, and oxygen. This process is most commonly found in species Homo Douchebaggus. They are most commonly found in front of their computer spamming/trolling, swearing at children in Xbox Live, or in New Jersey fist pumping.
Man, all this trolling and fist pumping is really draining me. Thank goodness I can always fall back on douchebagsynthesis.
by Afgan4life February 4, 2010
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king of douchebagistan

The guy that is the biggest douchebag known to man.
How could I forget him? He's the King of Douchebagistan.
by queenb254 May 14, 2015
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Douchebagitus

A term literally meaning inflammation of the douche. Clinical psychologists are currently using this term to describe a sexual disorder that causes individuals to transfer their sexual desires into the sexual behaviors and fetish of World Domination. (see World Domination) The disorder is commonly found in individuals working in middle to upper management for large corporations, investment bankers, business entrepreneurs, politicians and women who are nursing or pregnant.
The exact cause of the disorder remains yet unknown to psychologists. However, psychologists have observed many similarites in males and females who suffer from the disorder. Males with douchebagitus are often found to have ridiculously small sexual organs. Both the penis and testes are considered by clinical psychologists to be "hilariously small". In extreme cases some males often only have a urethra without a shaft. Females with the disorder often suffer from little to no nerve activity in their sexual organs.

Psychologists theorize that the lack of regular sexual satisfaction in these individuals causes them to slowly become bitter towards the world until all their desires are manifested in World Domination, wherein they receive sexual satisfaction.
Douchebagitus... look around... watch the news...
by dah Bodawg December 25, 2010
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douchebaginitis

The condition in which one has become a douchebag. This condition can be passed on from individual to individual through popped collars, sweatbands, cop sunglasses, and the every contagious tool syndrome. The only cure for douchebaginitis is a thorough ass stomping courtesy of Oscar the Grouch or having cinder blocks thrown at one's face.
Stay away from that popped collar, you might catch douchebaginitis
by D-Hizzle December 7, 2005
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