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douche flute 

derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth making them the ultimate extreme douchiest flutist of all douches

derived from latin term(douchius playus flutius unum)
Dustin Cotner is an incredibly monstrous douche flute
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Douche flute 

A douche flute is a modern day E-cig that chucks clouds.
Look at that tool over there huffing on his douche flute.
Douche flute by noah123321 August 25, 2016

Douche Flute 

When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute

Douche meaning vagina cleaning

Flute meaning they are fucking retarded
Nima - Fuck you dumbass
Chase - Go fuck yourself you douche flute
Douche Flute by UncontrolledGlizzy October 4, 2021

douche flute 

A MODERN DAY CIGARETTE ALTERNATIVE FOR FOLKS WHO CANT HANDLE THIER TOBACCO
Douche flute ;douche tibia doo-sh floot
alson known as a Vape, Vape Pen, or shit stick

Checkout the guy blowing vape rings with his doucheflute
douche flute by markdinla April 4, 2017

Douche Flute 

A name used for a vape. Also known as a "Blake"
Ashe stepped outside at work to take a hit off his Douche Flute.
Douche Flute by Newpsmoker July 21, 2020

Douche Flute 

A musical instrument used by woman while cleaning there hoochie.
The sexy bar tender went home and used a Douche Flute while playing along to her favorite music.
Douche Flute by Lucky 12 May 30, 2018

douche flute 

"hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"

or

"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"