Douchecat

A Blues or Jazz musician who is also a major douche

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat

by AxeJazz March 24, 2009

doucheclit

insult consisting of douche and clit put together. mostly unheard of and will probably confuse the person in which it regard.

SP1- "If you don't have the money by sundown, your balls are mine."
SP2-"Fuck you, doucheclit it wasn't even a real bet.

by toker_4-2-0 June 30, 2008

douchecrate

A person is an excessive douche, more that a simple douchebag. Term is derived from a crate of douches which would imply multiple douches.

Man, that guy is douchecrate.
Douchecrate, shut the Hell up.

by Jake Schepers April 18, 2006

doucheclaat

doucheclaat

douche - a word to describe an individual who has shown them self to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

claat - means cloth, originates from times when clothes were used by women in terms of menstruation.
Nowadays a cuss word.

So Doucheclaat meaning the brainless menstruation cloth

1)U stepped on ma creps, ya doucheclaat.(spits in dere face)
2)Oi Ziggy, set meh a Doucheclaat, (shits on his hand)
3)Ure ride looks like a fukin Doucheclaat, (sucks his teeth)

by RustaTali October 7, 2011

Douchecrate

A Douchecrate is someone whom are bags and bags of douche's in one big mass, hence, a douchecrate.

For example;
visual kei kaoru: he's a douche, she's a douche, jack's a douche
visual kei kaoru: it sounds fine to me
visual kei kaoru: hahah
Lunatic: all of that combined=a douchecrate

by Chieko Feat. Systom May 3, 2008