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Dork Bumps

The odd sensation you get when you see or hear someone that says or does something extremely awkward or embarrassing. The sensation comes on in a fashion similar to the onset of goose bumps, hence the name. Also known as retard tingles.
When we were in high school, based on a loophole, we all took chorus for credit in our senior year. The teachers were so upset that when we took advantage of this never-used loophole that they punished us by making us do group voice lessons. At the lessons, each one of us had to sing multiple notes, by ourselves, in front of the rest of the group. Watching a bunch of hockey/football players do this was as awkward as it gets. Needless to say, everyone listening got dork bumps.
by blunas December 20, 2010
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Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)
My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!
by jopazo June 18, 2009
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Dokkaebi means “Goblin” or “trickster” in korean
It is also an operator in rainbow six siege that can easily be countered by mute.

It is also an iFunny account that posts original siege memes
*PHONE BUZZ* DOKKAEBI STOP SENDING ME YOUR NUDES
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Dorka

A beautiful Dominican girl that doesn't know how flawless she is. Shy at first until you get to know her. After you get to know her she doesn't shut up but it's okay because she always has you dying laughing. Has a beautiful singing voice. When she sings chains are broken and lives are changed. A Dorka is a person who prefers having a few close friends as opposed to having a big group of people around her. If you have a Dorka for a girlfriend you're lucky because she is loyal and will love you with all her heart. Unless you try her. A Dorka is a bangin cook. Dorka's are very artistic when it comes to makeup and fashion. A Dorka is an amazing story teller and loves pranking people. Dorka's tend to have a lot of haters because they're so amazing. They're funny individuals that you can't live without. But watch out don't tell a Dorka who you like because she will definitely tell her boyfriend. Even if you tell her a hundred times not to. Dorka's usually go good with Mando's. Long story short a Dorka is the best thing that could ever happen to you and the best best friend you could ever have.
Girl #1: Woah is that an angel?
Girl #2: No it's just Dorka....
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dokkan

Dokkan!?!
Yep, that was a pretty big explosion.
by yamansayan November 20, 2017
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dork sided

"Dark sided" as pronounce by the screaming Christian psychopath from trading spouses.
(at the loudest projectible voice) You are all dork sided!!!!! Un-whole-eee!! Garghouls, tarrot-curds, dorkness, dork-sided-ed-nesssss!!!! Get the **** outta my goddam house in the name of Jesus Christ!! amen ...
by wmike145 November 18, 2005
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darkk mane

A very smart intellectual that. Probably the smartest person ever, will soon be ascended
by JamMan150 November 20, 2017
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