Dorito Syndrome

The full yet unsatisfying feeling that you get after eating a family sized bag of Doritos (or your other favorite snack) as a result of extended periods of surfing the net. Sometimes this has an additional side effect of fatigue and being lethargic.

Guy #1: How's it going?

Guy #2: Oh, I don't feel so good. I can't believe I ate the WHOLE bag of chips and drank the entire 2-liter bottle of soda! Now I have the Dorito syndrome.

Guy #1: How did you let that happen?

Guy#2: Well you see, I got wrapped up in this heated chat room discussion and then an hour later the bag was empty!

by Jscotty November 2, 2007

Dorito Sanchez

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez, the Dorito Sanchez is the act of eating a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos and then smearing the cheese dust off of your fingers onto the upper lip of a nearby sleeping friend. Where upon awakening, everything will smell like cheese.

Frank: The other night when I had that party at my place Jim totally passed out, so I ate a bag of Doritos and gave him a Dorito Sanchez.

Bill: Haha, good one. That would explain why he kept saying everything smelled like cheese.

Frank: Oh man, classic.

by johnfmartino April 28, 2010

Dorito syndrome

A man who suffered from invisible lat syndrome, and thus became a gym lunk focusing only on upper body training and thus acquiring a back shaped like a dorito

Walking towards the free weights, it could clearly be seen that Jim suffers from dorito syndrome.

by Jasprit Ahama March 28, 2021

Dorito Skin

When some ones skin has lots of little moles and bumps that resemble the area of a Dorito Chip.

Usually older people have this.

That ladies arm looks like a dorito,
Yeah its Dorito Skin.

by CLAUDEandRANDY409 May 25, 2010

Dorito skydiver

One ugly cheese ball mf

“U a dorito skydiver stfu”

by Ben Dover mf May 9, 2021

dorito sex

Sex that is dry and dissatisfying, or cheesy and boring like sex in a romantic comedy

Girl 1.. how was last night?
Girl 2.. two words, Dorito sex!!

by Loopylarvz December 10, 2022

Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)

we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.

by Scout339 September 22, 2022