Doppleblobber

Someone who looks exactly the same as you, your double, but with a lot of extra weight.

I was at the pizza restaurant and saw this man who looked exactly the same as you but carrying 150 extra pounds, you have a doppleblobber!

by Jollyer June 25, 2015

dopple-banger

an offensive term for people with pharanic syndrome (a series of mental disorders caused, most often, by the sufferer's parents being close genetic relatives such as brother and sister or first cousins between themselves).The syndrome is so called because the practice of marrying your brother/sister or your first cousins was common among royalty in Pharaonic (especially Ptolemeic) Egypt.

conversation between two geneticists (both of whom, ironically, have an undergraduate degree in history):

geneticist 1): who do you think, among the world's famous historically notorius characters, is the most known dopple-banger? Is it Hitler, Nero or Cleopatra?

geneticist 2): Even though the Pharaonic Syndrome itself is historically associated with Cleopatra and Ptolemeic Egypt, I would have to say that it is Hitler. According to what I read, both his grandmothers were sisters between themselves, making his parents, guess what? first cousins...

by Sexydimma January 15, 2012

Doppler-Bell Syndrome

A malady contracted by conspiracy theorists whereby one believes that hurricanes are "steered" by doppler radar sites. When doppler sites are overlaid onto a map of Taco Bell locations, the same conclusion can be drawn. Targeted Individuals are particularly susceptible to this grave condition. 5G is also working its way into the mix.

Doppler-Bell Syndrome appears to be most prevalent in and around the gulf states.

by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018

Doppler

When a member of the opposite sex appears attractive from a distance, only to appear far more homely upon closer inspection. Named for the "Doppler Effect" where (for example) the pitch of an ambulance siren changes in relation to where the listener is standing when it is passing.

yo that doppler looked like a mule in a coma up close!

by Tha Block is Hot September 16, 2006

dopplenigger

A black person that closely resembles someone who is not African American. Almost a twin, but with darker skin.

Holy crap! That black dude looks JUST like a black version of YOUR cracker ass! It's your dopplenigger!

by shane ivory February 4, 2010

ass doppler

A person's tendancy to monitor, grade, and report on one's lower GI tract performance.

Butch's ass doppler went off when he realized his rectal contents were not purely gaseous.

by shmacky December 21, 2008

doppledate

The act of copying date ideas from someone else or the enactment of the copied idea.

Ryan took Sally on a doppledate. He took her to the same place Mike took Caroline on their first date.

by Nick Karabias April 2, 2008