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Doorman Diaries

A inside look to the Security Industry. Sharing your Stories, & Experiences with the World in the hope of opening peoples eyes to the dangerous world we protect them from.
Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"

The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.
by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020
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Doorman Family

quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:

Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.

Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.

Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.
Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.
by CoffeeCrashedtheFirst December 10, 2024
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Slippery Doorman

This shit mainly consists of seeman that would implanted in the anal canal the night before, the shit should appear as if glistening with a clear gloss, but do not affraid, it is just a large dose of ass swallowed cum
Hot girl says " oh michael kennedy made me have to do a slippery doorman, why does he have to have such a high cum load"
by coyney September 26, 2011
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friendly doorman

a sex act, in which the male ejaculates on the female's ear / neck region, and then provides her with a courtesy towel or rag to wipe herself off. (see entry for "doorman")
A: dude, i gave her a doorman last night!
B: was it a friendly doorman?
by jakester1234 January 1, 2011
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7-11 doorman

The bum who sits outside a 7-11 that opens the door as you come and go hoping for extra change from your purchase and or a bottle of liquor at Christmas
Why does the 7-11 doorman smell like vodka and good n' plenty's?

Is it Christmas time already?
by kmoney2000 November 29, 2009
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angry doorman

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.
I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!
by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009
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Uzi Doorman

terrible robot main character emo girl from hit series Murder Drones biting a robot made from metal
Serial Designation N: "Uzi! We don't have anytime to do this!"
Uzi Doorman: "Bite me!"
by crischutu07 October 7, 2023
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