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licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"
by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019
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Community doorknob

Britney had sex with 3 nerds. She's a community doorknob
by cswiss November 24, 2010
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National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob
Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day
by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018
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Necktie hanging from a doorknob

A sign indicating that the occupants of the room on the other side of the door are engaged in sexual activity.
Necktie hanging from a doorknob

(Older student): just to make sure, you do know what it means if you see a necktie hanging from the doorknob right?

(Younger student) Yep , it means sit quiet and wait ten minutes or so for you to finish.
by Rakis June 14, 2018
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Doorknob Face

A Doorknob Face is someone who should be respected and bowed down to. It seems like an offensive name which makes Doorknob Faces so much more humble and godly.
“Jack is so humble! He must be a Doorknob Face!”
by Wise Teller May 14, 2019
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Sticky Doorknob

Pouring something sticky (beer, soda, bodily fluids, etc.) on to someone's doorknob so that they grab a sticky doorknob.
Kyle and Tom were being annoying as usual, so I left them with a sticky doorknob.
by bigreddoorknobs January 12, 2021
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doorknob comment

As a person is leaving a room, he or she makes a final comment about something.
You have said nothing all evening. But now that you're hatting up, you drop a few doorknob comments to piss me off!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022
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