Doonabetes

Pronunciation: (doo-nah-bee-tees)

Noun:

Any of several disorders characterised by increased inability to get out of bed willingly. symptoms include not being able to get out of bed because of the perception that it is more comfortable and/or the tasks inevitably needed to be performed that require exiting the bed are of less value regardless of energy consumption needed.

Example:

"Cora cannot come to work today as she has a bad case of Doonabetes"

by Camspammalamb August 30, 2018

graeme doolan

Complete fuckwit.

Leave your fuckwitery at home.
Leave Graeme Doolan at home.

by yeeeeecunt February 20, 2015

doolybanger

Slang for roofies

My dealer asked if i wanted any doolybangers with my xans

by mememan54 August 12, 2016

doola

dú-la Penis, usually when erect.

Grab your doola, boy, and get in there.

by Hal Jackson November 30, 2006

Doglab

(verb) To doglab means to sneakily and stealthily gain access to another's webct account and post on the academic message board with the title "doglab" and the post "wat". Numerous different methods abound, but this is the most common.

Dude, did you see how bad I just pwned shengran? He just got doglabbed like a damn noob!

by baltimoron December 17, 2008

doolajoo

a person who goes out with people who are substantially younger than they are and get mad over little stupid stuff. they also are paranoid about everything and very short tempered.(possibly could live with grandma)

is that kid going out with a seventh grader and he's a freshman?

ya! thats a seventh grader alright.

Wow! he must be a doolajoo.

definetely the biggest i have ever seen.

by balls n wieners May 21, 2009

doolaroo

Another name for a penis

Make sure the baby's doolaroo is pointed down before you change his diaper

by JoyceWilson November 20, 2018