donkified

A puishment of splitting someones hair in half for their bitchiness.

Look at that terrible split in Marion's hair! He must have been donkified.

They're mean to me, I hope they all get donkified.

by nutellasimba! December 21, 2011

dookiedylan

Extremely attractive person with an extremely girthy genitalia. Typically can not get the females off of him. dookiedylan also makes incredible songs that not a single soul can top. dookiedylan is on a completely different level than all of us. Some don't even consider him a mortal.

Jimmy Neutron: dookiedylan is so hot I wish I had a chance with him.

by ssmstea November 1, 2018

dorkified

When someone starts dressing like a total dork, after years of doing the opposite.

Have you seen John Mayer lately? The guy totally dorkified himself! He used to dress cool, but now he looks like a total dork!

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2014

Dookied on

To take a shit on someone, usually their forehead

Lokzi:

"OMG Kai you dookied on that kid"

kai:
"Ik i dookie on them all the time"

by Kai wrote this January 7, 2020

Donkified

A Stupid and Retarded Being Representing An Ass and Donkey

person 1: OMG! Jessica is such a DONKIFIED Whore!!
person2: I know she is so DONKIFIED

by bigmandad101 November 8, 2020

doopified

the most pretty cute amazing person in the whole world #welovedoopy

also was in the movie fortnite by dababy

i love doopified

by kaiyomu September 23, 2021

Doukified

Past tense of having been ‘doukied’. The action of someone inserting their fingers into the anus of another person wearing pants with an elasticated waistband. Must happen in a public area, such as a couch at a club.

Oh no, someone help C*****, she has been doukified!

by anonymous November 11, 2021