phone doodling

When one performs meaningless tasks on their cell phone. This includes things like re-reading old text messages and unnecessarily scrolling through their contact list. One resorts to phone doodling when they want to make themselves look cool, popular, busy, or important while in the presence of others.

Person 1: "Hey man you've been playing with your phone for awile now, what's up with that?"

Person 2: "Oh, I'm just texting back this chick I met at the bar last night."

Person 1: "No your not, your phone doodling you pathetic looser!"

by axkiocjg577 June 21, 2009

Cock doodling

A guy that can't keep his dick in his pants.

I know my boyfriend is out cock doodling.

by NoPo503 December 14, 2015

dabby dooblings

vape pens for the purpose of ingesting THC/marijuana.

Yo bro, you got the dabby dooblings?

I'm a fiend for the dabby dooblings.

Lemme hit the dabby dooblings!

I'm off the dabby dooblings.

by vaporization_boy November 1, 2018

horse doodling

A real phrase that people use all the time. You want to get it right so you don't look like a jackass. See: monkeying about.

Grif was horse doodling in the base.

by ngamer007 May 13, 2005

dooflunky

A combination of several insults or just something you call someone when you can't think of anything else.

I don't care what you do, you dooflunky!
You're such a dooflunky!

by I*said*it January 25, 2017

hoop doodling

to play with one's anus

hoop doodly do neighbor

by N. Flanders August 10, 2003

Doofing

1. When there's this doof, usually named Ryan, that keeps saying stupid things in the context of group texts or social media.

2. When someone (often named Ryan) means to text their significant other a sappy message, but instead sends it to a group text with all their friends.

1. I heard people have started blocking Bryan from that Live Music group text, because he was constantly doofing the threads.

2. Ryan, stop doofing our thread with your lame emoji texts to Nikki!!!

by Dongknuckle April 18, 2017