doofis

Like "dufus", only spelled better.

Pastor Joe didn't preach well this morning. What a doofis.

by Steve October 19, 2004

doofis

A joint of hash / weed

Im just after sparkin up a nice fat doofis, do you want seconds?

by maco1991 July 1, 2009

dooism

When a person proclaims a statement as truth or common, but cannot support the statement with any facts other than their own opinion.

A says: ...the Brisbane Broncos coach is Wayne 'smiles a lot' Bennett...
B says: who calls him smiles a lot?
A says: everybody
B asks people around, no body calls him that
A says: well all my friends do...
B says: there is another 'dooism'

by RubbishSpotter September 2, 2009

doofistic

Adjective originating from doofus or doofi used particularly well when telling off spanky

Shut the hell up you doofistic fuckoid

by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

doofimism

A stupid euphemism

We expected the usual non-sequitur from Jerry but were totally nonplussed when he lobbed a doofimism.

by Jerry.g.g November 26, 2016

doowism

The religion devoted to a prat

That person is devoted to doowism as they are a prat

by Lynx_x November 23, 2020