Doodoofoot

Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.

Definition 2:

One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.

Definition 3:

One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Example: Do you have the doodoofoot?

Example 1: Dude you got the doodoofoot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doodoofoot?!

Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOODOOFOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doodoofoot.

Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doodoofootin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doodoofooters.

Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doodoofooting MADMEN!

Other examples include:
STOP DOODOOFOOTIN! or STOP DOODOOFOOTING!

by Vondoodoofoot April 29, 2011

Doodoofootpowerslide

When you step in shit and you go sliding all the way down a slip n’ slide then at the bottom of it there is your girlfriend and you land on her with your hands on her boobs squeezing them and leg between her legs.

Yo, some crazy ass shit happened last night, I did a doodoofootpowerslide and we got “mazzy.”

by nesus christ October 25, 2019

doodooites

a type of disease in which you become a doodoo mama, doodoo daddy etc.

"don't hang out with those doodoomamas you'll catch doodooites"

by Dimpless. January 2, 2010

doodoostain remover

a man or woman who loves to perform analingus

"Hey dawg, Tina over there is a doostain remover, she loves to lick a brotha's ass."

by Marcus Butte August 21, 2003

Doodoostruck

Suffering from explosive diarrhea; experiencing watery excrement propelled by intestinal gases; dosier.

He was always doodoostruck after overeating Indian food.

by Guy4Ever March 2, 2017

doodoopuff

Is somebody who is complete garbage at what their doing.

( friend misses a shot ) Boi ur a doodoopuff

by Thatdemigodguy July 4, 2020

DooDooSushi

When a person is completely covered in feces.

Have you seen Sasha recently?
Yeah, last time I saw her she was DooDooSushi.

by CannedInsideACan March 5, 2021