Dousche

A misspelling of the word "douche."

"Dude, that guy is a huge dousche."
"Douche doesn't have an s in it, retard."

by douche1394 July 17, 2009

Step-dousch

When a step parent is such a tool that they lose the mother/father suffix and it is replaced with dousch.

Dude 1- man your step-dad is such a jerk
Dude 2- I know, he's a real step-dousch

by Masterprophet January 2, 2012

Doorbello Donachello

Doorbello Donachello was a notorious Italian gangster who was active in New York from 1948 - 1956. In 1957 he was tried and executed for the possession of an illegal weapon on federal property, though more well known crimes include theft, first degree murder, multiple homicide and credit card fraud.
He was well known for his obsession with aircraft and also anime girls, and as a result his name has risen in meme culture to apply to weebs, in particular those interested in Ace Combat 7 and War Thunder.

"Have you seen Jack lately?"
"Nah, he's playing Ace Combat 7 all day. He's such a Doorbello Donachello."

by Hans Zimmeritt October 10, 2019

dontcha know

a phrase commonly heard in minnesota with a minnesotan accent.

what bobby's mom from bobby's world says a lot in a minnesotan accent.

i'm a loser, dontcha know.

bobby's a right sweetheart, dontcha know.

by papermachete November 3, 2005

douscheberry pie

(n.) One acting so ridiculous he is no longer merely a dousche, but a dousche of a much higher degree.

He stole my hat, so I told him he was a douscheberry pie.

by Missa Britt August 23, 2006

donship

Donship means reaching the pinacle and climax of a human life. There is no greater achievement than to reach Donship. Staying up to all hours of the night and not thinking about their jobs the next day. Dons make things happen when theres nothing going on and will go out every day of the week. They realize life is too short to sit around in their house. They live in the moment and make the best of it. They also realize sleep is for the weak and consume large amounts of alcohol. The word Donship is hard to sum up in a few sentences because theres a very vast list of requirements. The word is forbidden to use by people who have not reached Donship. People can say what they would have done at a party or make exuses about why they cant come out but they are lying to themselves and will later realize that life is too short and they didnt maximize it. These people think they have reached donship. The fact that I wrote this while being drunk says something in itself. This is a term for everyone that truly has achieved Donship.

"walked by a dwarf with a blowout and a jean jacket on campus the other day, burst out laughing right in front of him...donship"

by Don Donship January 2, 2008

douschism

Adjective, the art of being a dousche. Sucking at life, and thinking you are awesome simultaneously.

"Let's watch tool academy on VH1 and make fun of their extreme douschism."
"Yea, they really suck at life."

by Tstylez January 30, 2009