Donkey Kong Jungle Beat

Very unique game for the Nintendo GameCube. Players control DK through sidescrolling levels in his quest to earn beats and become king of the jungle by tapping the bongo drums and clapping their hands. Despite being a blast to play, it suffered from a very short length and lack of a multiplayer option.

Donkey Kong Jungle Beat had me beating off all the time at first, but eventually the bongos just didn't hold the same allure they once had...

by Giygas October 1, 2005

Donkey Kong Barrel Throw

You take a barrel and put peeled bananas into it. You then jizz all over it and put it aside. You take your partner and you preform anal with her while making monkey noises. Just when she is about to climax you throw her into the barrel of bananas and throw it down the stairs.

donkey kong pile driver donkey kong punch donkey punch donkey kong sex

Jason : Man Gina was so kinky last night she asked me for a donkey kong barrel throw .. took me hours to clean that shit up

by DonkeyKONG_69 October 16, 2010

on like donkey kong

meaning something is about to go down that you're pumped up for.

(you're about to play Halo 3 online)
"alright niggas, it's on like donkey kong!!!"

by Chancellor Howard November 4, 2007

donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018

donkey kong punch

Similar to the wordDonkey Punch/word, except during climax, instead of punching the girl as hard as you can, you slam a barrel over her head.

So I was hittin' this chick up right,
and she was all into the freaky stuff right,
so I was all like "Yo, baby, let's do the donkey punch!"
But she was like "Hey, let's do something freaky--the donkey kong punch!"
Yeah. It was nice.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

donkey kong dong shlong

14 inch penis

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."

by G dawg mad August 14, 2003

donkey kong

dk donkey Kong dk donkey Kong is here hes the leader of the bunch you know him well hes finally back to kick some tail hes bigger faster and stronger too hes the first member of the dk crew .

oh man that donkey kong is such a hunk i hope he does the poo poo in my mouth

ps hes hot

by mac and cheese sex is great January 26, 2018