Hong Kong Dong

Process of inserting the erect penal object into an anus then receiving oral immediately after so the person eats your shit.

Jeff got the Hong Kong Dong from a Ukrainian tranny behind Applebee's while he was wasted.

by Yobungus1337 November 1, 2010

Diddy Kong Dong

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.

I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..

by The Three Wise Men June 27, 2009

king kong dong

the other day i fell on my penis while i got a boner and it swelled up into this monster. i called it king kong dong because it was so big. my mom laughed at me.

King Kong Dong wishes for you to pet him with your tongue. and feet. at the same time.

by Uncle Jesse's Left Nut October 14, 2003

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size

Super-Kong-Dong-Master-Destroyer-Size(adj.) To describe something that is overly large, bigger than the biggest, overly huge or supersized. A word describing an object (can be anything really) that is extremely large in length, width, height, or of abnormal largeness.

Person 1: "WOW!!! check it out! look at her boobs! they are super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-size!!! Man.....I've never seen some so huge!"

Person 2: "Holy Christmas! it's SUPER-KONG-DONG-MASTER-DESTROYER-SIZED!"

"Ya' know I thought I had seen them all.. till yesterday when I saw his super-kong-dong-master-destroyer-sized...cock! It's the biggest ever!"

You know your BIG when she says that your Super-Kong-Don-Master-Destroyer-Size!"

by KitKat73 March 14, 2010

Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.

I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024

king kong ding dong

A huge penis, comparable only to that of King Kong.

1. Donnie's king kong ding dong stretched my asshole so wide that it won't close anymore!
2. Whoa! That's one king kong ding dong!

by Clit Eatswood December 28, 2005

hong kong long dong

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person

Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong

by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014