Dolphin Derfing

The act of dry humping with oscillations occurring rhythmically taking the form of the wigglings of a dolphin out of water.

Dude are you taking that Provo hair school chick out again? Yeah dude, if I play my cards right we’ll be dolphin derfing hard tonight.

by Mondo Johnson April 16, 2019

Bonerfingers

The act of performing "spirit fingers" in front of your crotch while exclaiming "BONER FINGAHS!" can be used as a method of saying hello, or describing something as awesome.

Person a: oh bonerfingers.
Person b: whats up man.

example 2-

person a: man last night was serious bonerfingers

person b: yeah it was the best party ever

by B Shady October 19, 2008

Snorkel Dorfing

The act of sitting in a hot tub, or bathe tub, farting and then inhaling the bubble fumes as they surface.

Friend1: So guys how do you like my new hot-tub?
Friend2: Dude it be the bomb!!!
You: Ya man, I'm totally Snorkel Dorfing my brains out!

by Dorf King December 9, 2010

Donkofingers

Adopted from the korean language meaning rectum. So donkofingers means the movement of plummeting the fingers in and out of the rectum or rubbing the lips.

Menis made my butt sore by using her donkofingers on me.

by raeweenenis August 6, 2008

derfing

the act of fucking a girl who is way below any normal standards

person 1:so i heard you went derfing last night.
person 2:yeah, I took pcp.

I wanted to go derfing, to I found the girl nicknamed Trailer Trash.

Bonus points if they have a kid.

by fred v. September 15, 2006

derfing

When a guy and girl are sexually intimate, the practice of the guy to alternate between bottom and top holes (anus and vagina). No particular pattern of action is required, and the switch-off can be completely random (ie: top, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, bottom, bottom, top, fist).

Create special patterns to signify festive or celebratory events and occassions; re-live these occassions through fantastic, nostalgic sexual practices!

Donnie: Tim was derfing Julie and covered her vagina with shit.
Darcy: Goddam! O_O

by Pwnforce United December 27, 2005

doering

Contrary to common belief the doering is not a ringing of a doe nor a piercing of a female deer. A doering is a strange and awkward hiccup that resonates for miles. It tends to be repeated multiple times within a few seconds. It has been known to cause catastrophic damages to ear drums, VW's and buildings. If at anytime you believe a doering is occurring, take cover and don safety equipment (eg hearing protection).

Jason: what is that awful sound?
Lauren: Oh it's that odd blonde girl doering again.
Jason: my gosh, its strange and loud.

by ohbeejuanjayobee May 24, 2016