Guy #1: "Hey check out that girl's profile picture. She has a really nice face!"
Guy #2: "Nevermind the face, you should see the rest of her. She's a real dolphin."
(Tuna Can Label)
Warning:
(1) This product may contain up to 5% dolphin meat as we couldn't be bothered to separate the mammals from the fish. (2) There is no justidiction governing the meat on inadvertently caught dolphins so just suck it bitches. (3) Also
this product may contain 7mg of mercury which is about 20% the RDA of heavy metal intake.