doitch

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

by rachel m&m April 15, 2006

deitsched

Fucked up, screwed

Shit i that test deitsched me because i didn’t study.

That guy is so deitsched for raping a girl

by yung bokchoi December 11, 2017

dontschlonger

When you tell a friend not to sleep with a certain girl.

Hey bro, that girl's got the herp, dontschlonger.

by Wild Unicorn November 21, 2013

the doitch

the space between the wall and the bed

Mimi fell in the doitch and was stuck for 30 minutes. it's emotionally scarring

by kmoney December 20, 2015

doitch

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

by brittany December 28, 2003

doitch

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

doitch boig

a polite way to call some one a duche bag

your a god damn doich boig

by Josh O August 18, 2004