Doinker

White silly boy with a tendency to get burnt when exposed to the sun light. You can identify them easily as they have a very big penis. If you have one under your care you must know their diet is strictly based on steroids and powder.

-Suh dude.

-Oh, look! Is that a tomato?
-No, it’s just a doinker...

by Doinka69 April 28, 2019

Doinker

The term used to express the sight of someone that resembles a vagrant, tramp or someother rough variation of a homeless person

Look out, he's abit of a doinker!
Oh wow, he IS doink

by Mightylate December 05, 2018

doinker

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself

by Doinker April 29, 2005

Doinker

A small insignificant roll/portion of something - (ie, cover, poly, toilet paper, penis etc)

"I don't want that f-ing doinker - give me a big roll.

"He's got such a doinker!"

by Terilynn78 April 14, 2010

doinker

a) to punch or hit some one

b) can be used as a word when brain dead ,when not remembering the word to be used at the time in coversation!!

a) remember joel friday night at the stammo he completely doinked that dude!!

b) wheres the fucking doinker???

by mr cooke December 11, 2010

doinker

A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.

Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.

by Keegan B. September 16, 2006

Doinker

doinker stands for anything you want it to when regular words are too boring, or when you forget the correct word.

Hey guys, the delivery of doinkers just arrived. Once you're done fixing the doinkers let me know. Maybe tonight we'll go to that doinker bar and I'll buy everyone some shots of Turkey 101.

by creature69 January 31, 2021